Mr. Mario-- where are my manners-- SUPER Mario, a little birdie told me that you recently celebrated a 25th birthday. Happy Belated Birthday! For being 25, you don’t look a day past 12. I am sure that you have a had a little assistance keeping up your appearance with the plastic surgeries and all, but it should put you in a close second to being the poster child of the motto: Plastics Make It Happen. Our current Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, thought she could have a landslide lead with that position, but you are slowly picking up speed. My apologies.
It hasn’t been an easy 25 years for you. Having to check into rehab twice for battling an addiction to over-the-counter pain killers, and battling the tabloids at the same time is enough for any individual to throw in the towel (or cape as per Mario 3). On a footnote to that thought, Perez Hilton was TOTALLY out of line for stating in his blog that your mustache classified you as being a pedophile. I don’t care if he ended it with a joking, “Just Sayin’.” Un-Called-for.
The Big Two Five… Wow! Where has the time gone? Too bad your 401(k) tanked like everybody else’s and now you have no choice but to work until you’re 90. You were pretty much handed the term “Frivolous Lawsuit” on a silver platter during the Dr. Mario era. Nintendo presents, in stereo where available: Mario—Malpractice M.D.
What’s your brother Luigi doing these days? Sitting in front of the tube watching Reality T.V. and chowin’ on Ramen Noodles? The NAACP looked at his skanky moves and said to themselves, “We need to make a video throwing that cracker under the bus. Let’s call it, ‘White Men Can’t Jump.’”
In Mario Paint, you blazed a trail for that well-known PBS painter named Bob Ross. If I were you, I’d go to his grave and serve him up a tall, cold glass of court papers for his violation of copyright infringement. That’s advice you’re not going to find at legalzoom.com! You are welcome. The bill is in the mail.
A quarter of the century old! It’s high time that you begin receiving AARP insurance quotes sent to you. Am I off base by making this assumption? What would full coverage cost on something like Yoshi under their plan? I’m sure that a clause is defined somewhere in the T.A.R.P. plan to supplement such costs.
Hoooly Frick! Fox News just scrolled on the bottom of the screen an announcement of the Palin/Mario 2012 Ticket for prez. I end with a very DRAMATIC “Mamma Mia!”
It hasn’t been an easy 25 years for you. Having to check into rehab twice for battling an addiction to over-the-counter pain killers, and battling the tabloids at the same time is enough for any individual to throw in the towel (or cape as per Mario 3). On a footnote to that thought, Perez Hilton was TOTALLY out of line for stating in his blog that your mustache classified you as being a pedophile. I don’t care if he ended it with a joking, “Just Sayin’.” Un-Called-for.
The Big Two Five… Wow! Where has the time gone? Too bad your 401(k) tanked like everybody else’s and now you have no choice but to work until you’re 90. You were pretty much handed the term “Frivolous Lawsuit” on a silver platter during the Dr. Mario era. Nintendo presents, in stereo where available: Mario—Malpractice M.D.
What’s your brother Luigi doing these days? Sitting in front of the tube watching Reality T.V. and chowin’ on Ramen Noodles? The NAACP looked at his skanky moves and said to themselves, “We need to make a video throwing that cracker under the bus. Let’s call it, ‘White Men Can’t Jump.’”
In Mario Paint, you blazed a trail for that well-known PBS painter named Bob Ross. If I were you, I’d go to his grave and serve him up a tall, cold glass of court papers for his violation of copyright infringement. That’s advice you’re not going to find at legalzoom.com! You are welcome. The bill is in the mail.
A quarter of the century old! It’s high time that you begin receiving AARP insurance quotes sent to you. Am I off base by making this assumption? What would full coverage cost on something like Yoshi under their plan? I’m sure that a clause is defined somewhere in the T.A.R.P. plan to supplement such costs.
Hoooly Frick! Fox News just scrolled on the bottom of the screen an announcement of the Palin/Mario 2012 Ticket for prez. I end with a very DRAMATIC “Mamma Mia!”
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